The Great Colon Cleanse Experiment

Geetings Cleansers, Cleansers to be, on the fencers, and anyone else who might have other reasons to be enamored with the whole idea of expediting the elimination of ridiculous amounts of parasitic, toxic fecal waste!

The intent of this blog is to document the results of two "average joes" through a complete colon cleansing process. After much reading and researching we have selected the colonix product as our cleanser of choice (though I was quite intrigued by oxypowder too). To me, it seemed like the most credible, and also most lifestyle suiting product available.

I like that they claim that this won't totally wreck my productivity at work. They say that it's pretty predictable - we'll see.

I started down this path quite by chance. I saw an infomercial for the "7 day miracle cleanse" while on vacation. For some crazy reason I was interested enough to research a little further. I must say, that as I began site-hopping, I was super skeptical. To me all of the testimonials were just so over the top - I felt like they had to be scripted by the companies whose producucts they were endorsing. But as I searched on, I found other sites like this one, and I found literally hundreds, if not thousands of people exchanging stories and experiences about this stuff.

I also found many, many doctors, and companies selling products in this niche and writing white papers on the topic of colon cleansing.

My conclusion was that there must be something to it. So I decided to take the plunge and give it a go. Now, I want you to know that both me and my 'colon blasting' co-author, will generally have a somewhat humorous outlook on this stuff (that's just who we are), if we didn't believe that there was a significant opportunity to improve our overall health, we wouldn't even consider doing this. I mean, they talk about healing crises (headaches, etc.) not to mention the increased frequency and output of our "bowl trips" - who would do that without believing there was a serious payoff?

Anyway, about me - I'm married with two kids - third on the way. I'm overweight, ok, clinically obese based on those doctors charts that say everyone should weigh as close to nothing as possible. I'll just say that I'm 6' and I weight somewhere between 250-300lbs. (I won't tell ya exactly how much, but I will track my weight loss through the program). I only bring up the weight thing because I theorize that being more overweight might mean I'm more toxic and might have more colon goo to get rid of than someone who is not overweight - like the co-author of this site. (I keep referring to him generically because we just decided to start the blog and he hasn't chosen a name yet). I'll let him introduce himself soon...

So, the UPS tracking site tells me that our Colonix products should arrive at my house sometime today 5/3/06. Needless to say we'll both be starting the program first thing in the morning. We will document our results and hopefully give you a good laugh at the same time. I'm also experimenting with Google Adsense to see if I might be able to raise enough money through advertising links to buy the next batch of whatever (maybe a liver cleanse).

So, we invite you to read, laugh, share, and contribute. Again, we're using the Colonix product but that doesn't mean you can't comment on others for the benefit of the group. We have no vested interest (other than what we bought) in Dr Natura or any other vendor for that matter. Believe me, if this thing is a flop - you'll hear it pretty directly from us!

Thanks for joining us - and enjoy!