Friday, May 12, 2006

It's Day 9 for the Crapper

Whoa - this is insane! Colo-Rooter and I had a pretty funny/disgusting phone conversation last night. I never imagined that I'd be discussing the intricate details of my stools with a buddy. As I told him, I'm definitely seeing plaque now. It's not nearly as solid as those in the testimonial pics seem to be, but it's definitely plaque. Though I'm not much of a prober, my curiosity got the best of me. I wadded up a big ol' hunk of TP and tried to smash it up against the side of the bowl to see if it would break. It wouldn't. It was more like a shape-shifter, and was undoubtedly one of the grossest things I've ever seen.

So, I've been having that kind of stuff off and on for a couple of days now. The crazy thing is, that when I have that, the bowl cloggs up - even the one at work (which is super high power). Fortunately the third flush finally resolved that one. At home I needed to plunge - a lot.

So I'm thinking if this stuff has that kind of ability - I'm really glad I got rid of it! If I wasn't a believer before, you can bet I am now.

Purge baby, PURGE!!!!!

My diet is still not anywhere near what's recommended. I mean, I'm having tons of water, but I'm also having pasta salad, veggie pizza, subway, etc. My dieat needs a makeover. If I could just afford and justify a maid/cook. I don't mind eating healthy food - it's a time thing...

Yikes - time to roll to a meeting.

Peace!

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