Wednesday, May 31, 2006

The one that got away...

Just when I thought there would be no more aged fecal nastiness - I caught a glipse of what I'm sure was exactly that as it was reluctantly slurped down the spiraling hole of no return.

It was a now rare afternoon urge (most of mine come in the morning these days. Any how, it didn't seem at all unusual on its way out, so I didn't think much of it. There was nothin on the TP and I was in a hurry. I flushed and barely thought to look.

As I did - there it was - in all it's disgusting glory, a completely black, and obviously very solid piece of what must have been the stuff great testimonials are made of, bouncing around in the last couple swirls of the flush. It was gonemuch too fast for me to seemuch detail,butit was clearly something unusual.

Perhaps there's more to come-I'll keep ya posted...

PS - I found a home recipe for liver cleanse (along with many pictures of gallstones that are supposedly expelled in the process. My biggest concern is which exit path these take. If it's what you'd think - that can't be comfortable...

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